Tane's Introduction....

Before I go any further, there are a couple of things I should like to say in my defence......

I may looked asleep, but,  I'm completely alert & ready to go at a moment's notice.

I appear quiet and chilled but I am very active and have a lot to say!

I am pristinely white and red in the right places, but, it does take time & effort to look this good!

Now that's all out of the way, let me begin by introducing myself, 

I'm Tane  (pronounced Tarnay)

My name comes from somewhere called New Zealand and it means quite appropriately

'God of the Forest'.  I need to clarify that because depending on which day it is and whether I'm being good or bad, sometimes I originate from England or sometimes NZ!

My vaccination certificate has God of the Forest written on it, so it must be true....